Sensible vs Sexy

Below we have two young women, both in the same precarious situation, that is out in the rain, and both toting a brolly, but each with a very different approach.

The first woman has adopted the common-sense approach: she is sensibly if somewhat tawdrily dressed, and with a terrible sense of colour coordination and the inevitable dirty trainers. In fact, so sensible is this lady that she has taken the precaution of bringing with her a spare umbrella, just in case the first one comes to grief and she is left unprotected in the rain. It means of course that she has to lug around a garish oversized brute of a brolly, looking as though she stole the awning off a fairground stall, but what is that beside the feeling of security she has thus equipped with two umbrellas? All backpackers should note - as they trudge up the precipitous slopes of Mount Everest or Mont Blanc or even St Michael's Mount, as this woman may indeed be intending to do judging by the rather large rucksack on her back - that their climbing kit is not complete unless it includes two brollies! So take your cue from this 'sensible' woman.

Sensible Woman

Now we come to the not-so-sensible woman, the sexy woman, as I've named her. Just one glance at her tells us that this lass definitely has the full kit, but is it the right one for these weather conditions? Once again it is raining and once again the lady in question is sheltered by an umbrella, though there is no back-up brolly in this case. And yet by some cruel trick of Nature it is only raining under her brolly and nowhere else! However, that aside, her outfit cannot be faulted for its practicality. She won't have wet clothes to change out of when she gets home and she will have the satisfaction of knowing she did not let anything come between her and Mother Nature. Not to mention that her sense of colour coordination is excellent. A white umbrella crowning her pale body - clarity and purity in one! Thus attired (or unattired), she is always ready to venture outdoors at the drop of a hat. Sexy she is but is she not sensible too?

Sexy Woman

Well there you have it, my dear readers. Two women, two lots of rainy weather, and two different attitudes. Caution and common-sense versus the bold and the bare. Which is your preferred approach? Which ticks all the boxes for you? Answers on a postcard, please.

See you in my next post when I get to grips with another burning issue of the day!

Weird Phenomena 1

"Let's go home, Dad, I've got a
busy day ahead of me."

Well now, what can one say about this scene, folks? This little chap seems to have started early in life and I rather suspect he may have started the way he means to go on. He's grabbed himself a blow-up doll and he's hanging on to it all the way home. I just hope he has his own private bedroom where he can give the doll his undivided attention without being disturbed. I can't help feeling, though, that she's a bit on the big side for him and that he might have bitten off more than he can chew, but I can understand why the little fellow would want her life-size, as he's looking ahead to the future and wants to prepare himself for the real thing. No pint-sized dolly for him! He wants her full-scale so he can start practising his moves until he gets it right. But I wonder what his parents have to say about this? Will they approve of their fledgling's precocious interest in... well... sexually explicit pursuits, to put it bluntly? Will they nurture and encourage his new-found interest or will they try and stamp it out from day one? We cannot know, but it is to be hoped that this youngster will grow up knowing how to treat women, especially naked ones!

A powerful message!

Opposite we have something much weirder and crazier, and which, it must be said, requires a lot of skill. Let's face it, how many of us could perform such a feat with our anal sphincters?! You may think it gross and in very bad taste but you can't deny it's all in a good cause. And to give credit where credit is due, the positioning is faultless, the execution is impressive and the... bare-faced (or should that be 'bare-arsed'?) cheek of it (actually two cheeks) is awesome. And the message is crystal-clear... I think. We're being called upon to save the whale no less, and the manner of the appeal cannot fail to grab our attention, though I can't help feeling it might be for all the wrong reasons! Still, the message gets through and, conveyed in this manner, we do not tire of hearing (and seeing) the message time and time again. Whether, of course, it spurs us to make a meaningful contribution to saving the whale is another matter, but we cannot deny that the owner of this wicked behind has conveyed the message eloquently and persuasively. We are, however, left with the inevitable question of what else this naked nymph would be prepared to do for a good cause? And don't expect me to speculate on it!