Personal reflections, impressions, and observations on the real and the imaginary that make up my world of perception.



Sunday, October 24, 2010

Weird Phenomena 1

"Let's go home, Dad, I've got a
busy day ahead of me."
Well now, what can one say about this scene, folks? This little chap seems to have started early in life and I rather suspect he may have started the way he means to go on. He's grabbed himself a blow-up doll and he's hanging on to it all the way home. I just hope he has his own private bedroom where he can give the doll his undivided attention without being disturbed. I can't help feeling, though, that she's a bit on the big side for him and that he might have bitten off more than he can chew, but I can understand why the little fellow would want her life-size, as he's looking ahead to the future and wants to prepare himself for the real thing. No pint-sized dolly for him! He wants her full-scale so he can start practising his moves until he gets it right. But I wonder what his parents have to say about this? Will they approve of their fledgling's precocious interest in... well... sexually explicit pursuits, to put it bluntly? Will they nurture and encourage his new-found interest or will they try and stamp it out from day one? We cannot know, but it is to be hoped that this youngster will grow up knowing how to treat women, especially naked ones!


A powerful message!
Opposite we have something much weirder and crazier, and which, it must be said, requires a lot of skill. Let's face it, how many of us could perform such a feat with our anal sphincters?! You may think it gross and in very bad taste but you can't deny it's all in a good cause. And to give credit where credit is due, the positioning is faultless, the execution is impressive and the... bare-faced (or should that be 'bare-arsed'?) cheek of it (actually two cheeks) is awesome. And the message is crystal-clear... I think. We're being called upon to save the whale no less, and the manner of the appeal cannot fail to grab our attention, though I can't help feeling it might be for all the wrong reasons! Still, the message gets through and, conveyed in this manner, we do not tire of hearing (and seeing) the message time and time again. Whether, of course, it spurs us to make a meaningful contribution to saving the whale is another matter, but we cannot deny that the owner of this wicked behind has conveyed the message eloquently and persuasively. We are, however, left with the inevitable question of what else this naked nymph would be prepared to do for a good cause? And don't expect me to speculate on it!